55 Reasons Why I Hate Sarah Palin

Because today, on the anniversary of 9/11/, Sarah Palin is continuing to perpetuate the ridiculous theory that Saddam Hussein was somehow complicit in the attacks, even though this has even been discredited by the Bush Administration. Lady, even the most retarded person in Washington understands that It's Al Qaeda, stupid.

Also, according to the ever reliable National Enquirer, Palin's son Track is getting shipped off to Iraq not because he's a patriot wanting to fight for our country but because he's a badboy druggie whose parents want to teach him a lesson. So, Iraq war for Track. Shotgun teen marriage for Bristol. Coming soon: Trafficking Piper to Pakistani rugmakers so she can keep an eye out for Osama while earning some extra cash for the family now that the per diem is out of the question.